Monday, February 01, 2010

my domino's experience

since the former domino's CEO took over as michigan's athletic director, i felt like it was my duty as a michigan man to taste the new and improved pizza product that our new AD came up with.

because i live in the 21st century, i ordered the pizza online, which was pretty cool. there were lots of options for extra/less/regular amounts of cheese/toppings and such. you can also specify what toppings you want by the half pizza, ie half with toppings A and B and the other half with toppings C and D. there's even an animated picture of the pizza which allows you to visualize exactly what you are getting.

i opted for the 2 medium 2 toppings deal and put in a somewhat complicated order of 2 different toppings on each half for both pizzas, effectively creating 4 different topping combinations. after i submitted in my order, the website told me that ferdando had taken my order and then included a link to a pizza tracking page. the pizza tracking page allowed me to track in real time what was happening to my pizzas. the different stages were:
order placed -> prep -> bake -> box -> delivery/pickup
tracking the pizza's progress heightened the anticipation much like tracking the delivery of an online order through UPS.

after receiving my pizza, i came to the conclusion that ferdando wasn't exactly the most competent of pizza makers, as both pizzas were screwed up. one was missing an entire topping from one half (ordered halves of A+B & C+D, but received A+B & C). the other pizza was even more messed up (ordered halves of X+Y & X+Z, but received X & Y+Z).

as for the taste, i think it definitely was better than the old domino's recipe. the cheese seemed like a step up, becoming "acceptable" and was no longer of the plastic variety of cheese. i don't really recall much about the sauce, though one can hardly go wrong there. the crust was a huge improvement over the bland nothingness of the old domino's recipe. the hand tossed crust was flavored with butter and garlic and even reminded me of papa john's garlic butter dipping sauce. you're not going to get quite the same experience as you would with dipping your crust into buttery goodness, but there were definitely a few times i almost thought i was eating a papa john's crust dipped in their garlic butter sauce.

overall, i thought the taste of domino's has become adequate and i probably won't object to the suggestion of domino's like i might have in the past. in terms of national pizza chains, papa john's still leads the way, with domino's and pizza hut in the second tier and little caesars bringing up the rear. if this is any indication of where michigan athletics is headed, we should soon be competing for big ten titles in football, occasionally making the NCAA tournament in basketball, and winning the NC in hockey. i hope!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

a random conversation

must be tough being a webcam girl these days. this is an unsolicited IM conversation i recently had:

Audreydlw171: hey..u there?
nihaoyao: ?
Audreydlw171: ooh hey
nihaoyao: hi
Audreydlw171: well I just saw your name on the yawhoo directory and your profile seemed interesting lol
nihaoyao: oh?
nihaoyao: i don't even know what i have on there.
Audreydlw171: what are you up to? lol
Audreydlw171: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows :) It's pretty fun actually lol
nihaoyao: i'm listening to music
nihaoyao: and working
Audreydlw171: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here, but if you want I would LOVE if you came to watch my show, give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ???
Audreydlw171: This way you can see what I look like and we can chat while I work, I promise you wont be dissapointed..I must warn you though, I am not wearing much.. ;-)
nihaoyao: i see...
Audreydlw171: well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
nihaoyao: i'll take anything that's free!
Audreydlw171: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL
nihaoyao: hum..
nihaoyao: that's a difficult question
Audreydlw171: k lol .. You joining me ? ;)
Audreydlw171: Ok, go to http://tinyurl.com/qmcagy scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "Friends of Amateur Network?", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: " sessykiz48 " (all lower case) okay?
nihaoyao: ok!
Audreydlw171: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
nihaoyao: sounds fun!
Audreydlw171: k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges
nihaoyao: really?
Audreydlw171: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass :)
nihaoyao: yay!
Audreydlw171: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
nihaoyao: okay!
Audreydlw171: k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!
nihaoyao: not yet
nihaoyao: i'm busy working!
Audreydlw171: k
Audreydlw171: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do ;)
nihaoyao: have some potato chips
Audreydlw171: k

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

data!

i have data!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

USPS, a model of efficiency!

tracking info for my package, sent via USPS:
- Electronic Shipping Info Received, June 24, 2009
- Processed through Sort Facility, June 25, 2009, 8:59 pm, RICHMOND, CA 94804
- Processed through Sort Facility, June 29, 2009, 11:49 am, PHILADELPHIA, PA 19919
- Processed through Sort Facility, July 06, 2009, 1:02 pm, RICHMOND, CA 94804
- Arrival at Unit, July 13, 2009, 4:24 am, NORTH WALES, PA 19454
- Delivered, July 13, 2009, 2:50 pm, NORTH WALES, PA 19454

Friday, July 10, 2009

the new yorker

every time i read a new yorker cartoon, i feel like a become a little dumber.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

skinny bitches

how do you know what kind of girl a guy likes?

ask him if he would date a "bigger girl". if he asks "how big?", you know he likes skinny bitches.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

dinner on the 14th

i spent the long weekend touring central california's wine country with a friend (whom we shall refer to as person 'a'). as the evening approached on saturday, we had no dinner location in mind, but we decided that we wanted bread, cheese, and wine.

we did drive past an olive garden, which as an "italian" restaurant would offer all three items, but for whatever reason opted to forego the garden option. instead, we drove another 30 miles down the 101 to the next town because they had a "split pea soup" restaurant advertised on a large billboard. however, we ultimately ended up at AJ Spurs, an establishment i would describe as a "cowboy restaurant". our decision was largely due to the large crowd spilling out of the restaurant waiting to be seated. if a place has tons of people waiting for the food, it must be good, right?

after being told the wait would be 1.5 hours, we contemplated our other options: drive back up to olive garden? go to the hitching post restaurant next door (from the movie: sideways)? carls jr? again, the large crowd convinced us that this had to be the best place in town and we settled down to wait. our entertainment consisted of a moderately decent cover band with a country twang and a game of reversi (which, being a gentleman, i lost). after overhearing a family complain that they had been waiting for over an hour even with a reservation, person 'a' began to lose hope of ever being seated. i felt that we would be seated before 9pm (1.5 hours) while person 'a' thought it would certainly be later. we made a bet that the person who was wrong would have to pay for dinner.

at around 8:15pm, i got tired of waiting and floated the idea of going to the mexican joint we passed on the way over or the hitching post or carls jr. i told person 'a' to go ask the hostess how much longer our wait would be. after a lot of fumbling with the computer and yellow sticky notes by the hostess, it became clear that she never put our name down at all. princess 'a' then showed her sassy side by complaining that we had put in her name over an hour ago. we were then promptly seated (much earlier than the 9pm deadline).

our four course cowboy dinner started off with some sort of bean/vegetable soup (served in a cool looking cast iron pot!) accompanied by a black bean something-or-other and salsa. the next course was an unremarkable salad with our dressing of choice. then came our entrees, which required an inordinate amount of time to prepare. on receiving our dishes, we found out that the reason they took so long was to allow our food to have time to cool off. we decided a microwave would do a better job of heating up the food, packed everything up, paid the bill, and asked for our final course (a root beer float) to go.

serves us right for not going to a place with bread, cheese or wine.