in case you were wondering...

yellow asparagus does make your pee smell.

serenity now! serenity now!!

the events of this past weekend and their subsequent revealings this week have had me tearing my hair out. the entire debacle is unfolding like a shakespearean tragedy. parties on both sides long to be together but the forces that be refuse to approve the marriage. i can't remember when i've been so stressed. get it done, skipper!