"I'm lovin it"

i don't eat mcdonald's very often--a couple of times a year maybe. i'm not a big fan of their stuff and try to avoid it whenever possible. their food looks great on tv and in the pictures on the menu, but somehow i'm always let down when i get my real food. yet, in spite of all of this, i feel an urge to go out and buy a big mac.

why? because of monopoly of course! i know it doesn't make much sense. the likelihood of me winning anything big is practically nothing. but for some reason, i like to play the monopoly game that mcdonald's has. must be something about the little stickers that look like title deed cards. and this time, you also get a best buy gift certificate every time you get large fries. i even have a game board to stick all of my properties on! right now i have 4 properties, including park place, so if you have boardwalk, i'm willing to make a deal. i can offer you oriental ave & states ave, and will grant you immunity on dark blue into perpetuity.

i see rough times in store for my stomach...