the real man

today was the big day. yes, it was tax day, but more importantly, it was the day mcdonald's was selling twenty chicken mcnuggets for three dollars. this, of course, meant that mr. fu and i had to buy twenty each and have a race to see who could eat them fastest. whoever finished first would have claim to being the manliest man around. keuynish expressed an interest in joining, but for some reason, she didn't show up for the event. anyway, we had agreed on meeting at mcdonald's for the event and that the victor would be declared the real man. unfortunately for us, mcdonald's was closed due to some water pipe breaking, so we didn't get to show everyone our manliness. however, there were some free bagels in the coffee shop next door, so i settled for three or four of those, leaving our manliness to be tested some other day.