bad milk

i was eating cereal tonight when i came across an unexpected surprise. the cereal kind of tasted like yogurt. at first, it was not an unpleasant sensation. i like to try new and interesting flavors. but after a few more mouthfuls of sour-tasting chocolate covered sugar bombs, it was apparent that something had gone awry. despite still having 24 hours left before the "sell by" date on the milk carton, my milk had gone bad. after thinking back to the lessons learned from the movie friday , i finished the rest of my cereal whilst trying to avoid as much milk as possible. now my stomach hurts and i feel rather rotten.

so, lesson of the day: if your milk tastes like yogurt, don't drink it.