my favorite stranger (besides sippycup)

you may remember this sometime chatmate i have from an earlier post of mine, eminemily**** (name changed). here is the latest exchange i had with her:

eminemily****: itz ova
Master Yao: ?
eminemily****: yeah isaw the thong allrigth!
Master Yao: oh?
Master Yao: was it hot?
eminemily****: u broke my heart
eminemily****: u like that gets u off?
Master Yao: huh?
eminemily****: that oone beutiful nite
Master Yao: what beautiful night?
eminemily****: i was that bad
Master Yao: i don't think i am who you think i am.
eminemily****: u poser!!!!!
eminemily****: oo oops srry
eminemily****: ur right rong aim
...

i can only surmise that i was mistaken for this "matt" character from last time? who apparently was lucky enough to have a "beutiful" night with our lady eminemily... only to end the budding romance with a thong? the wackiness of people never ceases to amaze me.