water, water, everywhere

i hate it when you are eating or drinking something and it startes to go down your windpipe. your throat immediately closes up and you start coughing violently. and in order to cough effectively, you know that whatever is in your mouth has to come out. i especially hate it when you have just taken a large swig of water and then you have to start coughing all of it out all over your shirt and pants; thus creating a small pool of water inside your cube at work. at least my laptop is still safe and dry (if not my lap).